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« on: November 15, 2007, 01:48:34 PM »

Some were complaining about a lack of "happy" poetry. Thus i present to you: Happy Face Pony

Happy Face Pony
Prances through the field
Happy Face Pony
Has happiness to wield
Happy Face Pony
Dances in the dusk
Happy Face Pony
Has cinnamon bun musk

Prance through my mind,
Find my happy
Prance through my life
And make it snappy
Oh how I love
My Happy Face Pony
Won’t you take me away with you?

Happy Face Pony
Took me along
Happy Face Pony
To where I didn’t belong
Happy Face Pony
Was very strong
Happy Face Pony
Appeared for affinity
Happy Face Pony
Took my virginity

Oh how I cried
And sighed into the night
Happy Face Pony
Why the disgrace?
Happy Face Pony
Why did you ejaculate, on my face?


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« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2007, 03:39:54 PM »

LMFAO.  Of Epic Proportions.  Thoroughly owned in the face.  lmfao.  Best poem ever.
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« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2007, 06:12:31 PM »

Some were complaining about a lack of "happy" poetry. Thus i present to you: Happy Face Pony

Happy Face Pony
Prances through the field
Happy Face Pony
Has happiness to wield
Happy Face Pony
Dances in the dusk
Happy Face Pony
Has cinnamon bun musk

Prance through my mind,
Find my happy
Prance through my life
And make it snappy
Oh how I love
My Happy Face Pony
Won’t you take me away with you?

Happy Face Pony
Took me along
Happy Face Pony
To where I didn’t belong
Happy Face Pony
Was very strong
Happy Face Pony
Appeared for affinity
Happy Face Pony
Took my virginity

Oh how I cried
And sighed into the night
Happy Face Pony
Why the disgrace?
Happy Face Pony
Why did you ejaculate, on my face?
FUNNIEST POEM EVER
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« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2007, 06:51:53 PM »

i will accept donations for brilliance.
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« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2007, 09:30:31 PM »

i will accept donations for brilliance.

I will donate my left nut to this amazing spectacle of brilliance.
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« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2007, 10:55:08 PM »

i will accept donations for brilliance.

I will donate my left nut to this amazing spectacle of brilliance.
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« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2007, 12:07:38 AM »

dude, seriously, that is the GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER READ EVER.
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« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2007, 12:08:51 AM »

Happy Face Pony

Happy Face Pony
Took me along
Happy Face Pony
To where I didn’t belong
Happy Face Pony
Was very strong
Happy Face Pony
Appeared for affinity
Happy Face Pony
Took my virginity

Oh how I cried
And sighed into the night
Happy Face Pony
Why the disgrace?
Happy Face Pony
Why did you ejaculate, on my face?

Also: Dude, happy face pony raped you too?
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« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2007, 09:10:45 PM »

dude, seriously, that is the GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER READ EVER.
why thank you
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« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2010, 08:53:40 PM »

NECRO 4 GREAT JUSTICE
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« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2010, 09:02:31 PM »

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« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2010, 09:18:47 PM »

this is still the greatest poem ever written.
ever.
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« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2010, 09:39:06 PM »

this is still the greatest poem ever written.
ever.


Undisputed.


lol zomfg so epic
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« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2010, 01:45:55 PM »

I don't remember this poem and am greatful for the necropost.

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« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2010, 09:09:27 AM »

lol reading this while listening to the robot unicorn attack song lol
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