Everyone needs to stop worshiping and loving Dane Cook. He sucks. That simple. There are far too many groups on Facebook,
and fan sites for such a mediocre comedian/actor/asshole. The man is not funny. Its that simple. He tells long winded stories,
that are all bullshit, and there is never even a decent [if any] payoff. Tell a fucking punchline for gods sakes.
On top of pretty much not liking guy in general because of how much an asshole he is from seeing various interviews and reality
appearances, he is destroying our generation. Too many people are investing their time, money, and attention into a man of such mediocrity.
All in all, investing so much into a guy of no real significance runs the risk of fooling him into believing that he is actually liked. Dane Cook
is the new fashion trend for everybody to agree on. Jump off the fucking bandwagon.
I would bet that a vast majority of the people who say they like him, have only seen one show or so [if that] of him preforming his
pathetic excuse for stand up [sit down sir, sit down],and only say they like him because everyone else says they like him: thus
perpetuating the endless cycle of bullshit humor, and "no talent ass-clowns" taking over the stage in place of those with actual talent.
To everyone that likes Dane Cook: Go away, and find good humor. I would direct you to any number of better comedians in place of him,
but seeing as even a dead, diseased rat could produce a better comedic payoff than him, there is no need for such an extensive list.
To Dane Cook: Simply. Just go away. You will not be missed after exiting the spotlight for 2 minutes and seeing that your so-called followers are
shallow, self-absorbed cattle, who can be led away by the next jack-off willing to buy into the extreme/my-space-loving/parent-hating/taboo-breaking
bullshit that everyone is so completely absorbed with.
Dane Cook Needs to be Expelled from the Human Race
Dane Cook Fucking Sucks. That is all.
