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« on: August 27, 2008, 02:48:28 PM »

I'm sure some of you have already seen people wearing "Affliction" shirts, they're the overtly false-badass looking retards walking around talking about MMA fighting or HARDCORE music.  

Affliction is what you wear if you want to look like you care about bands but don't actually know anything about them.  If you are the biggest poser piece of shit in the world, you probably own some Affliction brand clothing.  

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Affliction Brand Clothing is so HARDCORE!!!!!!!!!

It took me all of two seconds to find this shirt and what it has tried to rip off / mimic.

I cannot think of anything more pathetic than trying to mimic the look of a Band-merch shirt by buying a generic band-looking t-shirt with a company logo on it.  Basically, in a nutshell...

Affliction is the Abercrombie & Fitch of the "underground" clothing look.

Don't believe me?  Next time you're at a bar, at the movies, out and about, take a look at some of the rejects who wear this shit.  They have no social identity of their own and want to belong to something that they care/know nothing about, while simultaneously putting on a facade as if what they are doing is somehow cool or unique.

It's like people who buy all of their clothes from HotTopic, only worse, because instead of having a "creepy / weird / goth" poser influence, it's a "hardcore / brutal / TESTOSTERONE MAN POWER" poser influence.

I seriously didn't think this could be any more pathetic, then I saw this promotional video for the Affliction brand:

Affliction W/ Ozzy, Fedor, Randy Couture, Sunny, Sugar Shane Small | Large


Is there anything gayer than an over-the-top promotion of "MANLINESS"?  Also, shame on you, Ozzy Ozbourne, you have failed us all.  

There is nothing cool about supporting a generic hardcore-esque movement.  If you like a band, buy a BAND T-SHIRT, you stupid FUCK.  Wearing something that looks like a band shirt does not make you cool or knowledgeable about anything.  It just makes you a clueless idiot who wants to belong but never will.


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« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2008, 04:07:23 PM »

lol thats all i can say. i mean come one who knew clothing would be such a big deal.  oh well
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« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2008, 04:40:51 PM »

lol, more proof that ozzy and LoG sucks.
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« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2008, 04:41:37 PM »

also, soooo many gayfags wear this shit, usually those over the age of 30 pretending to still be young and hip. i've decided black is lame, i'm ordering blue and pink EitS shirts Smiley
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« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2008, 06:05:42 PM »

But... But... But...

I thought it was a warlock brand, honestly!
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« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2008, 06:19:15 PM »

lol, magsphail!

also, yoggi wearing all pink tshirts = awesome, lmfao.  i'll stick with mostly black, and sometimes white or red.  Tongue
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« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2008, 11:29:23 PM »

I didn't understand why more of the people in the commercial were thugs? Haha, WTF?
And I agree, there are sooo many kids who all look the same that's why they get labeled. The things that makes us unique are the things that we strive not to be like everyone else. So these kids who all dress the same, tattoo the same, pierce the same, and act the same is soooooo fucking lame. That why they have the label of HardCore, because they're fucking idiots who try to act like they are the shit, but in real life most of them are homeless assholes who weren't loved enough as a child.
(Saying all this on a rant because half the kids I live with in this town are the just like that) Can't really enjoy a show without having to worry about getting windmill kicked in the fucking face...

Plus, I try to buy more colorful clothing. ie: Blue, White, Grey, Black, and other brighter colors. I can't stand wearing so much black in Florida. It's tooooo fucking hot. lol

Willy, you didn't cover scene kids at all. Haha, but that's a whole 'nother rant.
And, I hate the fact of how much they ripped off the artist t-shirts. That's pretty fucking lame.
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« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2008, 11:41:45 PM »

But... But... But...

I thought it was a warlock brand, honestly!

me too and the first shirt looked cool   from a lock perspective    (i know nothing about brands or shirts or music in general, my mum buys my clothes)
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« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2008, 12:37:13 AM »

ive been trying to wear more coloful clothes lately

i really want to get some nice colorful shoes rather than the plain black crap ive been buying lately for work

probably some nikes tbh, the skater kinds or dunks

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« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2008, 06:54:56 AM »

Some of those are the most hideous things I've ever seen...
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« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2008, 10:20:24 AM »

Can't really enjoy a show without having to worry about getting windmill kicked in the fucking face...

I literally almost pissed my pants when I read this, lol.  I dunno it just kinda reminded me of Chuck Norris.  I'm still laughing btw.
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« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2008, 10:53:58 AM »

Can't really enjoy a show without having to worry about getting windmill kicked in the fucking face...

I literally almost pissed my pants when I read this, lol.  I dunno it just kinda reminded me of Chuck Norris.  I'm still laughing btw.

Haha, it's true. I think I have almost been kicked a few times. And you can't really fight anyone because unless you go with people they out number you.

But I think they got the move from Chuck Norris, Or more they stole it. Whatever its all part of their gay hardcore dancing.
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« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2008, 01:06:48 PM »

Some of those are the most hideous things I've ever seen...
Some?
i got a red ladytron shirt, so now i try and find other pretty colorful band shirts Smiley
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« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2008, 02:57:55 PM »

i think he was talking about the shoes, no?
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« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2008, 11:43:17 PM »

yes...those shoes...terrible, horrible, no good, very bad
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