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« on: July 07, 2007, 02:44:40 AM »
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I wasn't expecting much going into this movie--actually, I expected the worst, but I was pleasantly surprised to find that it wasn't bad at all.  In fact, I actually liked it.

The graphics were great, the acting was not overly cheesy (with exception to a few scenes), the soundtrack was good, the plot did not suck, and it was HILARIOUS.  The ending was pretty poor, mostly because it ended too soon due to the usual "OMFG A MOVIE THAT IS LONGER THAN 2.5 HOURS!" syndrome that plagues most of our cinema these days.  I don't know where the colony of people who don't like long movies is, or why they are the only ones answering surveys for the movie companies, but if anyone finds it, let me know so I can nuke the place.

Shia Leboeuf (try typing that one without Google) did a great job doing what he does best in this movie, he was awkwardly funny throughout, and his comedic acting was at its best in this film.  I was pretty impressed with his comedy and it carried the movie in my opinion, although there were certainly some key humorous moments from the Transformers themselves as well.

There was some brief tackiness during a scene when a secret "Sector 7" division of the government raids Shia Leboeuf's character Sam's house trying to find evidence of the Transformers, which basically includes every line spoken by John Turturro's character, who is an agent for the secret Sector 7 faction.  He's a very strange man in every movie that I have seen him in, and his character seemed very unnecissary in this movie, and really only served to derail the film from what it should have been focusing on, but lacked; more dialog between Optimus Prime and Megatron, and a longer final fight scene between the Autobots and Decepticons.

Nonetheless, this was a fun movie that did a good job of representing what a live-action Transformers movie should be; fun, funny, and fast paced, with a side of kick-ass computer generated imagery.  Whether you liked the TV show or not, or whether you ever even saw it or not, this movie is totally worth seeing, despite the crap-tacularly brief ending.
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« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2007, 07:14:40 AM »
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You did not mention if you were a transformers franchise fan before this movie. Because I have a youth invested in the actual transformers storyline, I refuse to see this movie any time previous to dvd, at which point I may rent it or borrow it if I have time to waste.
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« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2007, 12:16:46 PM »
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You did not mention if you were a transformers franchise fan before this movie. Because I have a youth invested in the actual transformers storyline, I refuse to see this movie any time previous to dvd, at which point I may rent it or borrow it if I have time to waste.

I was a fan of the TV series, I liked the old favorites like Soundwave and the Dinobots and the Constructacons, etc.  I wasn't old enough to be super-de-duper into it because I was pretty young, but I definitely watched me some transformers.
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« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2007, 05:51:44 PM »
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I am with Mag on this topic.  After seeing the comercials and some of the toys I refuse to watch the movie until it comes to one of my movie channels.  I like my cartoons cartoony.  I have been quoted, at our weekly family get together, as saying "I would watch my own conception before I pay to see this blasphemy".
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« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2007, 06:19:25 PM »
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Aw no way.  It was done very well!
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« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2007, 03:50:49 PM »
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Check this out.
http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Niero/a-short-transformers-movie-review-from-an-original-robot-fanboy-34287.phtml
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« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2007, 06:33:51 PM »
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Sounds like the same kind of retard that thinks Metallica was no longer good after "the black album".  Those mullets can go drive their trans ams and keep away from me Smiley
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« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2007, 09:56:09 PM »
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So... I saw this movie. I actually saw it in IMAX. The only reason I saw it was because I was going to see resident evil extinction on it's opening night with a buddy and his group of friends and they were calling the shots.

Since it's coming out on DVD this coming Tuesday, I feel that I have to warn those that the movie direction was god aweful. The story line was actually really really good, but I see no reason to have the camera's perspective be 16 inches away from a 2 story robot in melee combat with another 2 story robot. I want to strap Michael Bay to a chair and position my face 6" from his eye, move rapidly and yell obscenities at him. The only reason why I could understand someone directing a movie like that is if they had really really bad eye sight, in which case don't make a teenager movie, and you probably should not be directing anything or even driving.
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