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« on: June 08, 2010, 12:54:23 PM »

BALLS!?

Really?  

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BALLS!


Really!?  You are going to hang fucking balls behind your truck!?  What are you thinking?  BALLS!?  TESTICLES!?  FROM YOUR CAR!?  Just bouncing around behind your truck and you think that is cool?  Or funny!?

NOT ENOUGH BALLS FOR YOU!?  YOU WANT MORE!?  You are putting them on your phone too?  Awesome.  Wow, now you are really fucking cool.

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Seriously!?  Am I missing something?  Who spends money on this?  Somebody please explain it to me.  Is there a joke here?  Or does someone find it cool?  There is some sort of appeal here that I am just not understanding.  There HAS to be.  

And if you are putting balls on it, why stop there!?  Why just balls!?  Why not have just a huge fucking cock hanging down?  Does that cross some imaginary line?  Balls are ok...nothing wrong with balls... but I'm not hanging a cock from my truck!  THAT WOULD BE GAY!  Really?

This is one of those things that I will NEVER understand.

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« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2010, 01:03:51 PM »

.... Wow, yeah I completely agree with you here kolby.  I'm pretty much at a loss or words as to why someone would even think up this idea to be made into a product...
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« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2010, 02:03:39 PM »

lmfao, front paging this. 
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« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2010, 05:26:30 PM »

LOL! I remember the first time we saw a truck with those balls hanging from it and we couldn't figure out what they were at first! It is so ridiculous. The guys who drive them probably listen to a lot of nickelback....on their i Pods...which also have balls on them....
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« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2010, 05:35:26 PM »

its not gay if your balls dont touch

apparently the ipod people didnt get the memo
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« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2010, 10:11:13 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2010, 01:32:17 AM »

lol nice one Yoggi.
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« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2010, 08:47:20 PM »

I've seen chicks driving around with neon pink balls from their little cavaliers. The bottom line is it looks stupid no matter what.
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« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2010, 10:25:01 PM »

I've seen chicks driving around with neon pink balls from their little cavaliers. The bottom line is it looks stupid no matter what.

Probably feminazis
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« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2010, 04:11:24 PM »

I've seen a truck with hairy balls. Your penis and testicles are so small you must attach a prosthetic sac to your vehicle?
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« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2010, 09:04:10 AM »

fun fact, in florida having these is apparently reason to cited with a fine

www.jalopnik.com/382185/truck-nutz-now-fineable-in-florida-one-state-senator-admits-guilt
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« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2010, 11:15:48 AM »

lol I'd love to see that on someone's permanent record Tongue
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« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2010, 11:10:51 AM »

that is really fucking gay
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« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2010, 08:13:40 AM »

Ya I will never understand this.  I knew people were taking it too far when I saw a set of balls hanging from Seth's chin. I mean really? How gay can you get?
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