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« on: June 18, 2009, 02:13:02 PM »

This is just hilarious.  I haven't seen such blatant propaganda since the 1940's!  ...well I wasn't alive back then, but I would imagine that was the last time such a sleazy attempt at outright lying to the public was made by means of a ridiculous check-box comparison chart.  

EL OH EL.  All of the information here is so ridiculous, I don't even know where to begin.

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Microsoft's Hilarious Attempt to Debunk Internet Explorer "Myths"

I especially liked the part about how IE8 is the best browser for Web Standards.  That is the single most untrue thing to ever have been said by anyone in the human race, ever.  Seriously.

The fact that IE8 sucks balls shouldn't be news to any of you, but if it is, check out my rant about how terrible IE8 was in beta... yeah, it hasn't improved since then.

Click here for the original version of this LOL-tastic chart, posted on Microsoft's website.
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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2009, 02:54:31 PM »

whats so funny? Bill gates is the chuck norris of money. I dare you to say that to his face and see if your stock value doesn't plummet.

before anyone says it *hahaha recession hahaha cant get any worse*

Do you really want to be double bankrupt? Your credit rating will become a "this man is never allowed to take a loan or get financing" rating
I dunno about you but im siding with our glorious master Bill Gates. CONQUEROR OF GALAXIES, RULER OF MATHEMATICS!
ALL HAIL GATES!
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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2009, 03:10:00 PM »

Man, sonchez is starting to scare me.  I think I just wet myself.
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« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2009, 03:17:46 PM »

I would wet myself too if i was double bankrupt lol
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« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2009, 09:36:14 AM »

The Reliability section has a blatant lie in it as well.  Chrome has both tab isolation and crash recovery.
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« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2009, 04:28:15 PM »

IE IS THE WAY TO BE! kekekkekekek idk it rhymes lololol
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« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2010, 04:30:17 PM »

Just saw this. I think you just have not had enough propaganda shoved down your throat. Please watch all the videos at http://www.microsoft.com/windows/internet-explorer/videos.aspx?mname=scenarios repeatedly until you are convinced.
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« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2010, 05:55:33 PM »

lmfao, that is fucking ridiculous.  nice find mags, i can't believe how retarded they are.  my god that is so hilariously sad Sad
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« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2010, 09:01:35 AM »

"WAIT THATS ONLY 3 STEPS"

wow, class act Microsoft,
well time to bing me an ie 8
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