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« on: May 20, 2008, 12:09:16 AM »

Some of you may remember my rather infuriated article about all of the retards who hate Vista, you can read it here if you didn't get a chance to check it out when I posted it almost a year ago.

Apparently, "real" journalists (lawl I'm a blogger!) have finally gotten on that bandwagon as well.

"XP is not something that needs to be "saved," as if it were some architectural triumph in need of historic preservation. It's not an Old Post Office or a Union Station; it's more like that crummy midfield terminal at Dulles International Airport, a once-serviceable structure that outlived its utility years ago."
You can read Rob Pegoraro's article here.


Anyway, reading his article just got me even more irritated that over a FUCKING YEAR has gone by, and people are still bitching about Vista.  Fucking morons, all of them.

Seriously, this anti-Vista crap needs to stop.  I'm so sick of hearing customers at work rant and rave about how "Vista is soooo buggy" as if... it actually were.  There is hardly a damned thing at all wrong with Vista, especially compared to XP when it initially released.  XP was buggier than an abandoned shack in butt-fuck Egypt for nearly TWO YEARS after launch, and people are hailing it as if it were the best operating system ever made.  I guaran-fucking-tee you that the very same people talking about how "XP will never be replaced" are the same fuckers who bitched about XP when it first came out.

The only bugs that exist in Vista that truly are hampering are the ones that affect things like dial-up, serial devices, and pre-win95 software.  If you have a problem with your serial port device not working in Vista, I'm sorry, but you'll just have to upgrade to something within the last 10 years for it to work.  Oh noes.  Tough shit.  I know, it's SO terrible.

If you hate Vista, you're either old, uneducated, or old and uneducated. 
And you certainly don't have Vista on your own computer if you hate it, because if you actually fucking USED it at home, you'd realize that there isn't a goddamned thing to bitch about.  Case and point?  The two technicians at my work who hate Vista and tell customers that it is "buggy", gray haired, balding, and have never used Vista on one of their own home PCs.  They're just afraid of what's new and don't want to change, even though the new shit is much better.

In addition to the fact that Vista is no buggier than XP, Vista has a huge array of awesome and useful features that are down right irritating to lose by using XP.  No, I'm not talking about Window Flipping. 

The Start Search, for instance, makes it really easy to find a program without ever using the mouse.  Want to open Paint?  There's no reason to click Star>Programs>Accessories>Paint.  Just hit the start button on your keyboard, type "paint" and hit enter.  Instant.  This works for all kinds of shit, like opening menus that would otherwise take 5-6 clicks to get to, such as the Printers dialog box, or the calculator, or even a website.

The sound menu in Vista is about 100x better than XP's.  You know all those problems that everyone is always having with their Ventrilo for Mic input and speaker input and having echos?  ...and then you try to tell them how to fix it and it takes like 45 fucking minutes just to figure out how to make their speakers not broadcast over the mic?  Yeah, that's easier than shit in Vista, and the problem generally just doesn't fucking happen in the first place, because they re-coded the entire way the OS handles sound.

And let's not forget networking.  Holy fucking crap, I don't know if you've ever had a LAN party with XP machines, but I've probably had over 25 back in the day, and let me tell you, XP sucks dick for networking.  Even if you set everything up right, there's a 40% chance that shit just... won't work.  You could have all of the proper settings configured, the network wizard run, firewalls disabled, and XP will fucking take a shit on you and not allow you to access anything for no goddamned reason. 

Networking in Vista takes about 10 seconds, and there is no rebooting or wizard-running required.  Computers automatically see each other, and if file sharing is enabled, they share files.  I setup probably 10 home networks a week at my job, in customer's houses.  If I had to do it with XP constantly, I'd probably kill myself.  Thankgod they only sell Vista in retail.
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« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2008, 12:12:33 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2008, 12:42:43 AM »

i want to get vista   but i need a new computer first >.<
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« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2008, 12:47:37 AM »

i want to get vista   but i need a new computer first >.<
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i'd love to try out vista but i'm way fucking lazy
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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2008, 01:07:49 AM »

it's fine to be lazy or not have enough money to buy a new pc, but the people who get new pcs and then go "OH MAN FUCK VISTA I WISH THIS HAD XP" are the target audience for retardation here.

there's not much reason, if any, to upgrade an EXISTING pc from XP to Vista, but if you're getting a new one, there's no reason not to get Vista.
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« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2008, 01:37:31 AM »

it's fine to be lazy or not have enough money to buy a new pc, but the people who get new pcs and then go "OH MAN FUCK VISTA I WISH THIS HAD XP" are the target audience for retardation here.

there's not much reason, if any, to upgrade an EXISTING pc from XP to Vista, but if you're getting a new one, there's no reason not to get Vista.
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« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2008, 05:16:00 AM »

it's fine to be lazy or not have enough money to buy a new pc, but the people who get new pcs and then go "OH MAN FUCK VISTA I WISH THIS HAD XP" are the target audience for retardation here.

there's not much reason, if any, to upgrade an EXISTING pc from XP to Vista, but if you're getting a new one, there's no reason not to get Vista.

I agree. I was scared with the compatibility crap at release, but I wasnt gonna just buy vista alone anyway. I'll get the current OS when I build a new comp.
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« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2008, 11:08:16 AM »

sometimes  i just dont understand. i wonder if when XP came out it was like this, but everybody who has said they dont like vista has done so without reasons that actually exist (like buggyness, im a newb at comps, and i have had no bugs other than ones in pre-98 games).
its ridiculous, the only problem that i can actually see with vista is that it is such a leap in user-tech that other programs, software, hardware, cant configure with it (games, or older printers, etc). all that is doing is making people upgrade who dont want to. dont use vista if you dont want to, but dont fucking complain about it sucking just because you dont want to A: let loose some cash on new shit  OR B: afraid of new things.
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« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2008, 01:58:43 PM »

Dude idk what ur talking about about networking being a problem with xp though will, crank and i and our friends have had dozens of lan parties and it's always been as easy as plug everything in and turn everything on kazaam.
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« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2008, 04:10:59 PM »

Dude idk what ur talking about about networking being a problem with xp though will, crank and i and our friends have had dozens of lan parties and it's always been as easy as plug everything in and turn everything on kazaam.
i have only been to a half dozen or so lan parties, but even i have seen the hell that is XP networking. One in particular took like an hour or more just to network all the shit.
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« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2008, 05:23:29 PM »

Well maybe you guys should suck less.

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« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2008, 07:49:05 PM »

For the most part XP works well when you've got DHCP giving you an IP address, DNS server, default gateway, WINS, etc... Without the DHCP server, add newbs and die a horrible death.
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« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2008, 08:44:54 PM »

I'm fully aware of how to setup a network using DHCP and the like, but XP will just flat out not see shit sometimes, I've had it happen many times.  I've probably setup more home networks than all of you combined, it's the most purchased inhome setup thinger majigger at my work so I do a LOT of them.   It's not a configuration issue it just fucks up a lot.
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« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2008, 01:22:56 AM »

It's just cuz you're not as awesome as i am i guess will, tough luck eh?


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« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2008, 02:27:28 AM »

Dude idk what ur talking about about networking being a problem with xp though will, crank and i and our friends have had dozens of lan parties and it's always been as easy as plug everything in and turn everything on kazaam.

never had a problem networking xp machines at all, ever ...

since high school for me ive been doing these never had 1 networking problem that took longer than 5 mins to solve so i have no way to relate to ya willy

i work on varieng vista and xp machines at work , vista machines have done nothing but bluescreen on me, i may be bad luck or a jynx

www.plwmodelworks.com is the web site where i work if your curious

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