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November 15, 2012, 01:55:40 PM by MetalMusicMan in Misc
These 5 soundbites spoken by President Barack Obama are probably the best thing I've ever seen.  Are you ready to guffaw in amazement?!  Explanation in the quote below Smiley

Complicated

Fries

Ignorant

Number

That Guy


3 years ago, I made an awesome discovery: the audiobook version of Barack Obama’s Dreams From My Father.

The main draw of the audiobook is that it’s actually narrated by Obama. It’s interesting to hear him imitate the voices of some of the people that have been important in his life. Like Ray, for example.

Ray, a former high school classmate, was savvy and streetwise, with a new take on black culture and white America. Best of all, Ray had an extremely colorful manner of self-expression. In other words, he cursed. A lot.

That means the President curses. A lot.
In fact you’re about to hear the POTUS swear like a motherfucker.

Read more at http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/10/barack-obama-is-tired-of-your-shit/#TmCfPzSFfRu7UPQD.99


November 13, 2012, 01:09:58 PM by MetalMusicMan in News
Sorry for the downtime.  The SQL database was flooded with errors and 1and1 refused to migrate it to a new database for me.  Let's hear it for grade-A customer service!  Thanks, 1and1!

At any rate, I finally finished migrating over from the old 100MB database to a new 1GB database, so we should be fine even if there's another error overflow of some kind.  The migration, by the way, is a huge pain in the ass because I have to segment the SQL table file that holds all of the forum posts.  Even though 1and1's "limit" for SQL file uploads is 49MB, it fails on any upload larger than about 4MB... yeah.  So I had to segment out the entire table of EVERY message on the forum into eight or nine files MANUALLY.  Thanks, 1and1!

Please report any abnormalities you see to me-- though I'm pretty sure things are 100% back to normal now.


September 17, 2012, 08:39:08 AM by MetalMusicMan in Tech
TED Talks are just the best.  This guy has a lot of great things to say about patent laws, specifically regarding the current war between Apple and other smart phone companies.  

Embrace the Remix from Kirby Ferguson on Vimeo.



September 05, 2012, 01:56:57 PM by MetalMusicMan in Rants
I really love this woman.  I think if someone finally kills the terribleness that is feminism in my lifetime, it will be her.  For more awesome GirlWritesWhat, check out Feminism and the Disposable Male.

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How did a epistemological, dogmatic, ideological religious cult like feminism situate itself at the center of the rationalist community?

Atheism, you asked for it....


August 22, 2012, 06:11:29 PM by MetalMusicMan in Misc
POSITIVITY, JOHN KIMBLE!  

Arnold Schwarzenegger - "Who do YOU want to be in life?"


And then he had a child with his maid Sad  lol


July 27, 2012, 10:26:53 AM by MetalMusicMan in Misc
Out of Sight (敲敲)


This is a pretty cool visual representation of what it's like to be blind, as odd as that may sound.